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FINAL FANTASY 7 REMAKE REVIEW

Twenty-three years is a long time. A man could start a business, a family, or foster a community. I don’t remember a whole lot about 1997, but Final Fantasy 7 was a highlight. It would be a gross understatement to say I was excited for Final Fantasy 7 Remake. It’s would also be a gross […]

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GHOST OF TSUSHIMA REVIEW

Salutations Pixel Warriors! I wanted to review this game earlier, but I lacked motivation. So today I thought; “why put off tomorrow what you could do today?” With that said, follow me to Tsushima Island, year 1274 as we carve a path from Scrub Samurai to Ghost God! THE MAN, THE MONSTER, THE MONGOL: KHOTUN […]

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Video Game Discourse Is So Tiring

Okay, I want to talk about something that’s been weighing on my mind. I love games and gaming culture, but discussions about them fucking suck. If not for the hostility and weirdness, then certainly for the lack of growth. I find many people discuss games dishonestly. There is this incessant need for labels. Terms like […]

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STREETS OF RAGE 4 REVIEW

Look, this is going to be a fairly short and straightforward review. There’s not much to talk about when it comes to beatem-ups. I was a Sega kid, so when I heard that Streets Of Rage 4 was announced, I was awash with glee! RETURN OF THE KING Twenty-six years. How long we have waited […]

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THE LAST OF US PART II REVIEW

Long time no see Pixels and Pixelettes! I’m super late to this party, but I’m going all in on this one. When the first Last Of Us game was announced, I didn’t think much of it. Another zombie game? Those thoughts couldn’t be further from the truth. What I experienced in that game was a […]

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CALL OF DUTY WW2 REVIEW

CHAMPAGNE CAMPAIGN It has been a time honored tradition of mine to play Call Of Duty campaigns before jumping into the multiplayer. They’re usually short but sweet affairs; packed with set pieces, melodrama, and explosions. And you know how I feel about explosions! (I LOVE explosions)! Call Of Duty: WW2 expands upon the legacy of […]

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PAPER MARIO: THE ORIGAMI KING REVIEW

Platform: Nintendo Switch Price: $59.99 Genre: Action-Adventure, Puzzle

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MICROSOFT’S BETHESDA GAMBLE

MICROSOFT ACQUIRES ZENIMAX PUBLISHING

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MIXED EMOTIONS

Pixel Warriors…we need to talk. Sony’s PS5 event just ended and I’m genuinely disappointed. All of the games they announced/showed were seemingly quality titles. However, almost none of them were exclusive to the PlayStation 5. That’s not to say that multi-platform games are bad, but it just cements the fact that I can wait a […]

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XENOBLADE CHRONICLES DEFINITIVE EDITION: FUTURE CONNECTED+TIME ATTACK REVIEW

SPOILER ALERT