Welcome to My New Blog
Follow My Blog
FINAL FANTASY 7 REMAKE REVIEW
Twenty-three years is a long time. A man could start a business, a family, or foster a community. I don’t remember a whole lot about 1997, but Final Fantasy 7 was a highlight. It would be a gross understatement to say I was excited for Final Fantasy 7 Remake. It’s would also be a gross…
GHOST OF TSUSHIMA REVIEW
Salutations Pixel Warriors! I wanted to review this game earlier, but I lacked motivation. So today I thought; “why put off tomorrow what you could do today?” With that said, follow me to Tsushima Island, year 1274 as we carve a path from Scrub Samurai to Ghost God! THE MAN, THE MONSTER, THE MONGOL: KHOTUN…
Video Game Discourse Is So Tiring
Okay, I want to talk about something that’s been weighing on my mind. I love games and gaming culture, but discussions about them fucking suck. If not for the hostility and weirdness, then certainly for the lack of growth. I find many people discuss games dishonestly. There is this incessant need for labels. Terms like…
STREETS OF RAGE 4 REVIEW
Look, this is going to be a fairly short and straightforward review. There’s not much to talk about when it comes to beatem-ups. I was a Sega kid, so when I heard that Streets Of Rage 4 was announced, I was awash with glee! RETURN OF THE KING Twenty-six years. How long we have waited…
THE LAST OF US PART II REVIEW
Long time no see Pixels and Pixelettes! I’m super late to this party, but I’m going all in on this one. When the first Last Of Us game was announced, I didn’t think much of it. Another zombie game? Those thoughts couldn’t be further from the truth. What I experienced in that game was a…
CALL OF DUTY WW2 REVIEW
CHAMPAGNE CAMPAIGN It has been a time honored tradition of mine to play Call Of Duty campaigns before jumping into the multiplayer. They’re usually short but sweet affairs; packed with set pieces, melodrama, and explosions. And you know how I feel about explosions! (I LOVE explosions)! Call Of Duty: WW2 expands upon the legacy of…
PAPER MARIO: THE ORIGAMI KING REVIEW
Platform: Nintendo Switch Price: $59.99 Genre: Action-Adventure, Puzzle FOLDING HOME Paper Mario: The Origami King is the sixth installment in the Paper Mario series. Originally, the Paper Mario games were fun, easygoing turn-based RPGS. Origami King still retains much of that DNA, but has many wrinkles of its own. Gone are the traditional battle mechanics…
MICROSOFT’S BETHESDA GAMBLE
MICROSOFT ACQUIRES ZENIMAX PUBLISHING (via CNBC) https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/09/21/microsoft-to-buy-zenimax-owner-of-fallout-elder-scrolls-franchises.html Microsoft just dropped a nuke in the form of purchasing ZENIMAX studios. That’s Bethesda, MachineGames, Arkane, and Id Software under one roof. This spells disaster for Sony’s Next Generation plans. Except, not really. Here’s why. Firstly, the hallmark franchises of Zenimax(Fallout and The Elder Scrolls, respectively) are years…
MIXED EMOTIONS
Pixel Warriors…we need to talk. Sony’s PS5 event just ended and I’m genuinely disappointed. All of the games they announced/showed were seemingly quality titles. However, almost none of them were exclusive to the PlayStation 5. That’s not to say that multi-platform games are bad, but it just cements the fact that I can wait a…
HEY THERE PILGRIM
SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD: COMPLETE EDITION ANNOUNCED! COMING HOLIDAY 2020 (via Resetera) https://www.resetera.com/threads/scott-pilgrim-vs-the-world-the-game-complete-edition-announced-holiday-2020-switch-ps4-xb1-pc.284126/ I can now die a happy man. I played Scott Pilgrim Vs The World: The Game when it launched back in 2010. My 23-year old self was treated to multiple game overs and blows to my self-esteem, but there was always…
Get new content delivered directly to your inbox.
Purveyors Of Pixels 