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JOE BIDEN CAMPAIGN INVADES ANIMAL CROSSING?!
Platform: Nintendo Switch Price: $59.99 Available: Now I’m back after a long break. Writer’s block be damned. Let’s just dive in! STANDING ON THE SHOULDERS OF A TITAN Xenoblade Chronicles is the fourth game in the six game Xeno series. The timeline can be argued upon, but Xenoblade fits within the greater narrative arc. Our […]
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WHY PLAY IS IMPORTANT
Atlus recently announced Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne HD remaster. The game originally debuted on the PlayStation 2 in 2003. Infamous for it’s merciless difficulty and Judeo-Christian symbology, Nocturne earned a rep as a “gamer’s” game. The remaster was announced during the most recent Nintendo Direct Mini, and is scheduled to release Q1/Q2 2021 for PS4/Switch. […]
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POKEMON SWORD REVIEW
DEVELOPER: GAME FREAK STUDIOS PLATFORM: NINTENDO SWITCH PRICE: $59.99 AVAILABLE: NOW WEATHERED EXPECTATIONS Story Time! The year was 1998. A lone boy, facing away from Parsons Boulevard awaits his parents to pick him up. The boy waits and waits and soon, a taxi cab arrives. The boy’s brother exits the cab and hands the boy […]
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SAINT’S ROW THE THIRD REMASTERED REVIEW
Platform:PS4, Xbox One, PC Developer: Volition Studios Available: Now Price: $39.99 STEELPORT A GO-GO What’s more fun than whacking thugs over the head with dildos? Whacking thugs over the head with dildos while being on fire and nude! Saint’s Row The Third finally makes it’s debut on Eighth-Generation consoles with a new facelift and all […]
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DOOM ETERNAL REVIEW
…OK. Now that my blood pressure has returned to normal, let’s crack this one open. Doom Eternal was one of my most anticipated games of 2019. When it was delayed to 2020, I had my doubts that it would live up to it’s predecessor. If you had similar doubts, I’m happy=no scratch that, elated to […]
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ANIMAL CROSSING: NEW HORIZONS REVIEW
*SIGH* Look, this review is going to piss some people off and that’s OK. I really wanted to like the newest Animal Crossing game but, I hated it profusely. Through the ups and downs of life, gaming has been my go to, my escape. Gaming should be all about fun. I work hard enough as […]
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